Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 💩 Highlights & Low Points:📣 DV Announcements:🥳 Listener Birthdays:🗑️ Final Thoughts: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Thursday, August 7th, 2025.
0:04.3	Coming up on the program today, the TikTok Watermelon Challenge is mostly not racist.
0:09.1	Plus, blowing snot rockets on pute-covered penises.
0:12.4	How many dildos have been thrown onto WNBA basketball courts today?
0:16.9	And meet Skelton Go speed dating.
0:19.2	All this, but your voicemails today.
0:23.4	Distorted View Daily
0:25.0	proudly presents the Pledge of Allegiance,
0:30.3	as recited by members of the Westboro Baptist Church.
0:34.9	You pledge allegiance to the fags
0:37.4	who run all of America and to all the filth for which
0:41.0	they stand, feces eaters, under Satan, disease spreaders, hating liberty, denying justice to all.
0:52.2	You pledge allegiance to the flag, knowing God hates America, and all the sin for which she stands.
1:01.2	God haters, under Satan, united in evil, hating liberty, denying justice to all.
1:11.6	We pledge allegiance only to God and pray he destroys America and all the people in the land, more dead soldiers, more lost limbs, taking vengeance on the disobedient, bringing his justice to all.
1:31.1	Glory, glory, hall. His truth is marching on. Marching Oh
1:44.2	It's Distorted View
1:50.0	Daily
1:50.5	Sponsored by
1:52.0	Sighto Bob
1:53.4	Crystal Matalutons up your butt ho
1:55.7	Christian now fears his flagellent
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