Dignity Over Delay: Rethinking Pet Euthanasia, Treatment, And Quality Of Life ft. Linda Hughes
Sexier Than A Squirrel: Dog Training That Gets Real Life Results
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🗓️ 11 November 2025
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Absolute Dog Sex and a Squirrel podcast. I'm Lauren Langman. I'm one of the world's leading dog trainers and it's my mission to help owners become their dog's top priority. In each episode, you'll discover how to gain trust and |
| 0:21.9 | communicate with your dog like never before, creating unbreakable bonds that make you the most |
| 0:26.5 | exciting part of their world. So my story is that recently we had to have one of our little |
| 0:34.4 | goats put to sleep. And for me, whether they're my goat or my chicken or my dog, I always feel sad. |
| 0:44.2 | And having to make that call for any animal, I personally feel is not only our responsibility, |
| 0:50.9 | it's our duty. |
| 0:51.8 | And it's a right that we have in animals currently that we |
| 0:55.6 | definitely don't have in humans where I live. And it's sad, right? It's sad. And the day came |
| 1:03.5 | where I went up to feed them and she was shouting. Dotty was like, something's wrong. Something's |
| 1:10.1 | wrong. And this is really, I've never |
| 1:12.0 | experienced this with other animals. And I love my animals. I'm looking at my little goat now. |
| 1:16.2 | She's up on the top of the hill. She's just over there. And I love my animals dearly in the |
| 1:20.6 | sense that it's so emotionally intelligent. And Dotty was squealing and bleating. And if you ever heard a goat bleat, it's a real, like, you know something's wrong. And the last time they bleated, we had a fox in, and the fox was trying to have the chickens. And they were telling us. And we didn't know it, but they were telling us. And this time she was telling me that her friend was sick and her friend was poorly. |
| 1:44.5 | And I went up and they have something called Yonis, which is basically means they can't, they can't take all the nutrients from their food. And so eventually with Yonis, they always die. They're in an area where nothing else gets to them and they're in an area that's just their little paddock. And so I was going to let them live out their days in that paddock |
| 2:01.0 | where nothing else goes in and it's got a high fence and nothing goes out. And so we knew that |
| 2:06.9 | her friend was sick. She came out. She could barely move. She was sort of falling over as she's moving. |
| 2:12.8 | And I know the call and I rang the vet and the vet came out. And as the vet's trying to raise |
| 2:17.3 | multi veins and |
| 2:18.3 | this little goat is behaving herself beautifully, like being the nicest little goat and she's a |
| 2:22.8 | sweet little goat. And we're trying to raise the veins and we've shaved three different spots |
| 2:27.1 | on her now. And to have an animal cope with being shaved, let alone cornered to do it, is testament to their temperament |
| 2:36.7 | because they're being shaved and it's a very novel situation. And he's still not able to raise |
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