What's up everybody? How you doing? Long haulers, Cyclops, Colt, Long Days fans, new people who've just scrolled because it got recommended from a Tim Dillon video or an Andrew Santino video, or you're up late with Insam Nian, you really should be taking clonopin, whatever your situation is, welcome to this podcast. Long days with Janus Papis. We're twice a week now, as you know, I hope you enjoyed the Devon Rodriguez episode. I hope that my page is still up,

since this is being recorded in the past. I assume that it is. I want to tell you about some dates. I got coming up. I want you to come see me at Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club. Okay. I'm taking steroids for this show. Come see me in Point Pleasant, New Jersey at Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club. Okay. I'm going to be handing out cow's zonies. I'm going to be handing out mozzarella sticks. Italians, you pay double price, if you come. December 3rd.

And 4th Uncle Vinnie's Point Pleasant. Then December 16th through 18th. Come see me at Mohigan Sun at Comics. That's between the 16th and the 18th. If you gamble the way your kids tuition, DM me, and I'll see if I can get you in free.

House of Comedy in Plano, Texas. I don't really want to be there. I'm there for the money. Just come if you're Vax, stun Vax. It doesn't matter in that state.

Call for me. I will be getting the booster. It doesn't matter. And I do know Joe Rogan, he lives in Texas. So if you guys to see it, hopefully I won't have to show my passport to get to that show.

Then you'll see me in San Diego, California. The only red dot in all of California. So bring your American flags, your American t-shirts, and whatever. And yell at me about that I'm a liberal cop.

That's January 20th to the 22nd. This fucking northeastern liberal cop is coming down to perform for you. People who were related to whoever's in the military at those bases down in San Diego at the American comedy company.

Then come see me. February 10th, one show side splinters in Tampa. There's Greeks that live in whatever areas down there. Put down your sponges and come support Greeks. I know John Stamos. That's good enough.

Then I'm going to be in Canada. Don't want to do these shows either, but I will be in Edmonton and new West Minster in February. So should be fun. Should be doing some sightseeing out there, because the weather is going to be great.

And I don't know what the vaccine mandate situation out there. So I'll probably have to quarantine for a year before I can leave back to the country.

So February 17th to the 19th, I'll be in Edmonton, February 24th to 26th. I'll be in new West, West Minster. Shoot myself in the face. Then I will be in another hot spot for tourism, Bloomington, Minnesota at the House of Comedy on March 3rd through March 5th. So great to be in Minnesota, Wisconsin, whatever.

I hopefully will see some riots. Then I will be in San Antonio, Texas. Try to get a front row seat for those shows, because the people are so fucking flat, they're going to block your view at the show. So try to get in the front. If you're under 300 pounds, you can get a view of the stage. If you're fat, please order two tickets to be, you know, courteous to other people. March 24th through the 26th, I'll be at LOL comedy club. Then I'll be at the House of Comedy in Phoenix, Arizona, April

14th to 16th. So if you are Mexican, please come with your papers, and I don't mean your vaccinated papers. This isn't New York City. I need to know you're a citizen to get into my show. I'll see you April 14th through 16th. I'm just fucking kidding. Subscribe on YouTube, subscribe to the Long Days Clip channel on YouTube. Turn your notifications on patreon.com slash Yani Long Days for the bonus episodes where I really unleash and let you know what I think about myself.

And everybody else were a bunch of flesh slop walking around this planet. And as soon as the Chinese attacked the Pacific coast, I am going to be there with my hands up telling them, how can I help expedite this process? What can I do for you? I am the people. I am for the people's Republic of China. And I want to rename this country as its colony. This is Yana's Papus. We got a great guest coming up. His name is David E and how he's a scientist. He loves dogs.

I follow his Instagram. I asked him if he wanted to come on a show. He said, hey, I got to go on the island and see my family go to a couple of sweet 16s, grab a couple bagels, and I will be there.

I also have to avoid MS 13 because around the windows and there's traffic on the northern. So please enjoy this interview with David E and how what's it's all that?

And it's something up that comes a great key. You know, you can trust from the truth.

What's up, everybody? I want to welcome my guest for this evening on the system program of Charlie Rose. He is a anthropologist.

No, tell me if I got this right. Anthropologist, archaeologist, and a sino...

Ethnosynologist.

Ethnosynologist.

Yeah.

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