Good morning. Good morning. It is definitely 2 p.m. But good morning, too ya.

Top of the morning, toya. Oh, Hannah is Irish. It's true. I've said this on Twitter,

but my aunt was married in the church from the banshees of Inashiren, and I was there.

That little fucking donkey. I think about her when I

wake up in the morning and I think about her when I go to bed a night. I know. I'm like firstborn

child, going to be named Jenny. Second born child. Going to be named Jenny. What's his name?

Colin Farrell's name? Oh, um, Padrick. Parrick. Um, which is the Irish version of Patrick. It's Porric O'Shea. No, O'Sullivan. Oh, Sullivan. It's like the Irish version of that, but I can't remember how to pronounce it. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Yeah. I'm not even going to try. Gaelic names and spelling and all of that is just like, it's scary territory. Can'm not even going to try. Gaylic names and spelling and all of that is just like a scary territory. It's goy, towie, towie. How are you, my yeah? I'm not great. I've been better. I've had a bad new start to the new year. I think we both have. It's been like a, yeah, this is why our episode's coming out late. It's just been a bit of a fucking rough time for you and I, I think. Yeah, 20203 is like not that girl, at least not yet. Not that girl. We both had a pretty rancid New Year's Eve, like just all of a rancid stinky vibes. We did this thing that you're not supposed to do, which is where we got really, really excited about New Year's Eve and And it's actually going to be the best night ever. And in my head, I was like, I know you're not

supposed to do this, but I think that I might be right this year because I'm like taking destiny

into my hands and it's going to be like a crazy fun. You really have to make your own fun.

And we tried our best to make our own fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is not for lack of trying. Like, we get an A for effort. We get an A for effort, but the rest of everything gets an F-F for Farts. Fartz for Fartz. Rancidness. Yeah. And then my grandma passed away, which, you know, it's been a tough time. But now we're here

and we're doing an episode. And we're excited to be back because I think this has been

something that we both love to do. Hannah's been really sick also. I have had an unknown virus.

I've been calling it the flu, but I don't know if it's that. She tested for COVID and it was negative,

which we are all confused. But I'm like basically on the mend. I sound to it the flu, but I don't know if it's that. She tested for COVID and it was negative, which

we are all confused. But I'm like basically on the mend. I sound sick probably right now because I

sound sick. We went this whole week where we legit live together, just the two of us, and we

did not see each other for an entire week because Hannah was like in her room isolating. I was like

running in and out of the house all week long like like in her room isolating. I was like running

in and out of the house all week long like planning things. I know. What was, what did you say that I was a voice behind the door? Oh yeah, she was like this disembodied voice that I would just kind of hear be like, hi Hannah. She'd be like, huh. Yeah, we just, it was a time that we both needed to give each other a big hug and we couldn't. It was very sad. I know, like, for your own good, could not give you a hug, but wanting to. But you guys are kind of catching us in our catch-up because this is the first time we've been able to spend time together in like almost a week. Yeah, we literally sat down and this is the first thing we did together. Yeah, because always be hustling. And that is exactly what this episode will be about. So who are you,

Hannah? I'm Hannah. I'm Maya's best friend. Somebody call me your assistant on New Year's Eve.

Thus adding to the absolute horrors of New Year. Hannah got absolutely degraded.

No, obviously it would be an honor to be your assistant.

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