I have to actually talk into the microphone. I was like, why is the level so low then?

I'm like, I'm not holding the microphone. Welcome to maintenance phase, the podcast that

you can count on not to count calories. Oh, okay. I was trying to count with something generic.

I'm sorry. I mean, it's fair. I didn't tell you what the topic is today.

That's the thing. You've given me a difficult brief. Yeah, you got nothing to go on.

And it fits. Look at that. It fits. I am Michael Hobbs. I am I've recorded. If you would like to support the show,

you can do that in two ways. One, you can join our Patreon at patreon.com slash maintenance phase,

where we have bonus episodes. Most recently, Mike and I did a lot of talking about fat suits.

You can also support us on tpublic.com. And today, Mike, we're doing a surprise topic.

Yeah, tell me we were going to do something else, something involving downstairs parts.

We will still do the downstairs parts episode. Okay, good. We've been going hard on problematic people.

Today, we do have another problematic person that we're going to talk about. Oh,

but it's a complicated and not entirely problematic person. It's a person who's like trying to do good

and succeeding some of the time and failing some of the time. Is it all of our north?

Which figure in geopolitics will we be discussing? No, today, we are doing a diet book deep dive.

It is called positive moves, my personal plan for fitness and well-being. Okay.

It is written by one Dame Angela Landsbury. Angela Landsbury has a diet book?

I'm so glad we did this on Mike. Shouldn't it be called breakfast, she wrote it?

So it totally should be. Booking out in 1990 prior to that in 1988, she released a home VHS.

Of like fitness stuff? Of her fitness stuff. And we're going to watch clips of Angela Landsbury's

home VHS. I don't know if I'm ready for Angela Landsbury to be problematic. I don't know.

Can't she just live in my head? Is it like a sweet old lady? I mean a lot of this is sweet old lady

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