The holidays are here, and this holiday season, it's all about doing what matters the most.

And that's spending money on ourselves.

Previous seasons, we were told tis the season of giving, of sharing.

But what has that garnished us?

Disappointment, distrust, and heartache.

Each season, we ask our loved ones to delight us in the magic of gift giving by gifting us things we want. And time and time again, we're disappointed.

I'm sure you're asking yourself, well, Solomon, my man is going to buy me everything I want this season.

And to that I say, well, guess what? You're never going to get it.

Because see, while you spend all year cooking his meals, washing his dirty draws, and putting up with his infidelity in the hopes of a shiny, sparkly gift this year, you just end up instead

with a dry purse and a wet ass. So this season,

let's change that with Sawray Beauty. This season is all about us. Fuck that man, fuck them kids,

and fuck them bills. Instead, head over to saulraybeauty.com and purchase your holiday glow gift set. What's in the holiday

glow gift set, you say? Well, I'm glad you brought it up because I've been dying to talk about it.

You get a full-size collagen serum, a full-size eye-brightening cream, a full-sized face brightening

cream, and a full-sized face wash. Wait, but that's not all. It comes delicately

packaged in a luxury beige travel tote, adorned in gold hardware, a $158 value economically priced

at only $98. But wait, that's not all. Also comes with your my annual

holiday greeting card signed by yours truly. But again, wait, that's truly not all. Act now,

and you will not only qualify for free domestic shipping, but you can pick a free gift, either a travel-sized

face wash or an extra eye-brightening cream. Simply add desired gift to cart. So again,

ignore the demands and cries of them damn kids and that man and put yourself first. It's what you

deserve. So head over to sa sawraybeautcom and order your

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