Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World.

You're probably having a better day than did he.

He is in jail and he's probably never going to come out, at least if what is in the federal indictment is proven true.

And historically, the feds tend not to indict you unless they know that they're going to get a conviction.

There are three aspects of the indictment, the most serious being racketeering. So Diddy is being

charged as essentially running a mafia-like organization. And how did we come to this point in our society

when we're talking about Haitian migrants eating cats and thousands of bottles of lube for freakoffs.

What a time we live in.

And it's so interesting because, of course, Diddy was indicted and he went before a judge

and was not allowed to post a $50 million bond as his defense team had put forth.

So instead, he was thrown in the Huskow.

And now, in reading this indictment, it's a pretty damning piece of paper.

It's 14 pages, actually. And on the view, they were talking

about the lube because obviously the freakoffs are the most salacious element in the indictment.

And of course, the feds had to put in there that they found a thousand bottles of baby oil

in lube at his residence. And people like, wow, why do you need that much

lube? Well, you also apparently need IV drips as well when you've got 48 hours of marathon

sex. And Diddy would sit and self-diddle while he watched male prostitutes have their way with female victims who were apparently coerced into having relations with said male prostitutes.

A bunch of deuce bigelows run around the Diddy compound.

And apparently these trists would take place in other states, hence the RICO violation and other countries.

And yeah, there was, there's a lot of oil.

So there was one charge from a Manhattan hotel for thousands and thousands of dollars and loob cleanup because

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