Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less.

Hey, Tyler, who sucks less?

Tina Thoreau Hill, you bring us three stories from the news each and every week.

They always suck.

It is up to us to determine out of these three stories, which one sucks the least.

Now, if you happen to like KISW on Facebook or follow us on X and Instagram at KISW as well. The debate is already

underway on who sucks less. Certainly. And like I said at the top of the show, today's stories

involve baloney, lightsabers, and bad driving. Let's start with the balona. A man by the name of

Oquavius Chandler is a convicted felon while he was arrested following a confrontation with

a stepfather over the accused man's use of a PlayStation 5. Now, the victim told cops he removed

the gaming system from Chandler's bedroom because he was being too loud while using his PS5.

The victim stated that the defendant became aggressive and began to yell at him. The victim,

by the way, is 62 years old.

And he said that while he was being yelled at, Chandler threw a baloney sandwich at him,

which ultimately hit him in the center of the chest.

According to investigators, the man said that there's no visible injuries from the

baloney strike.

Now Chandler, who was on probation...

A baloney strike. That's exactly what they call probation... A baloney strike. A baloney strike.

That's exactly what they call it.

A baloney strike.

Chandler, who was on probation at the time of his bus, he confessed to the baloney toss.

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