Did You Read the Pamphlet? | The Golden Hour #182 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia
The Golden Hour
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4.6 • 10.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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The guys discuss whether they fix their own cars or take them to the shop, Erik's new home improvement skills, crazy layover stories and his exit row incident, also, Brendan's idea for a dating show with 2s, the guys share massage stories including Brendan's heavy breathing female masseuse, the new uncomfortable show on TLC called A Day In My Body and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast
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| 0:00.0 | Big hefty girl comes in, you know, $150 massage. She comes in and the music's all relaxing. But her breathing, fucked up. Oh, buddy. It was. Oh. Fuck. It's so mean. It's so mean, but so real. You know what to get a massage is just. Yeah. Oh, bro. I thought it was fucking Bain giving me a massage. Oh, my God. You gotta save some auction for the rest of us in this motherfucker. No one cared who I was until I put on my mask. And soon as he said that, I was like... I saw you do it. So he said that, I was like, here we go. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. |
| 0:39.5 | Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, |
| 0:42.9 | but that won't stop us. |
| 0:47.0 | Nothing can stop us. |
| 0:50.0 | Ooh, yeah. |
| 0:53.0 | I can show you used to love |
| 0:55.0 | Just rebranded enough |
| 0:57.0 | It's stronger, better, bigger power |
| 0:59.8 | Because it is a golden hour |
| 1:03.6 | It's the golden hour |
| 1:08.0 | Oh, I got some stuff for y'all today. |
| 1:13.5 | I was all right. |
| 1:17.0 | What's up? |
| 1:17.5 | What's up with that shirt? |
| 1:18.5 | It just, it was letters or what? |
| 1:20.9 | Dieseler? |
| 1:21.5 | Yeah, it's just a logo, Doug. |
| 1:22.9 | Diesel R. |
| 1:24.8 | Oh, Diesel R. |
| 1:25.6 | Got it. |
| 1:26.1 | Wow, I didn't see that at all |
| 1:27.6 | I was like, Dieseler? You thought it was like a character An American Pie? Yeah, I didn't know what that was Hey, bro, I'm the Deasler Um, man, I used to do... Hey, you know, you know Oz from American Pie is one of the coaches on the baseball team out here? Uh-uh, who's Oz? Which one's Oz? |
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