The Michael Berry Show

Several weeks ago we were talking about

legalized gambling in Texas and casinos

Will it ever happen?

It's a very interesting question.

We have legalized gambling in Texas,

but God doesn't want it.

So... God doesn't want it. So you can't gamble unless the Indians run it.

Yes, you can gamble.

God wants the Indians to have exclusive license on the reservation for a

casino because otherwise it would be all wrong. But if the Indians run it, that's not

gambling. What or bingo? Which is boring gambling. You don't even get free

drinks. We also have legalized gambling. You don't even get free drinks. We also have legalized gambling that the state runs

called a lottery. But you can't make a weekend of it. You can't actually enjoy yourself for it. You can't get free drinks while you're doing

and they won't comp you a room for it. You're just stand in line behind the stopping Rob, hoping you don't

get shot to blow your Friday paycheck for terrible odds on a scratch off.

I remember when they were passing that bill to legalize gambling that the state would

control like some third world country and I remember the pitch was it's for

public education.

Good grief. Why don't you just say we're so stupid

that you want to prove it to us?

I mean disgusting.

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