🚨 DID YOU KNOW? 🚨First Day of School
The Big Honker Podcast
Andy Shaver & Jeff Stanfield
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2025
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
In this series, Jeff & Andy dive into a mix of useless facts, myths, forgotten stories, and strange truths.
This episode, Jeff shares back to school facts, including, the amount it cost parents to send their kids to school, fears of the new school year, and the average weight of a backpack on the first day. Andy shares random facts about when this nation peaked with serial killers, J. Paul Getty, and Ford factory workers in the 50’s.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello! Hello! Here we go. Here we go. |
| 0:42.0 | Three, two, one. |
| 0:45.9 | Three, two, one. |
| 0:46.5 | Boom. |
| 0:46.8 | Welcome to the Big Honker podcast. |
| 0:48.3 | This is Did You Know? |
| 0:50.1 | Brought you by Mallard Bay. |
| 0:51.9 | Check out all your honey needs at mallard bay.com. I am Jeff Jeff Stanford with the world famous Andy Shaver. You are. I am completely lost here for just a minute. Okay, I'm going to do my did you know first. Get it. I stole your last one, so. Yeah, you did. Okay. So fun facts about the first day of school. Okay. How did you feel your very first day of school? You fear, nervousness, or excitement? Knowing me, probably nervous. Really? I'm sure. Jeff, I'm a worry ward. You are a worry war. I'm a warrior. I'm a warrior, not a warrior. I can't imagine by the time you got in high school that she's even worried about everything. I thought you said first day of school like kindergarten. |
| 1:29.1 | No, hell no. |
| 1:30.3 | Yeah, everybody scared the first day. |
| 1:31.6 | Just the very first day of school. |
| 1:32.4 | That's what I thought you meant. |
| 1:33.1 | No, the very first day of school. Oh, I didn't give a shit. Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking. How were the boys today? was Reese nervous because it was new for him because it was fifth grade he wasn't |
| 1:28.4 | it wasn't going to O'Brien like it used to be though no he's not nervous Jameson was a little |
| 1:32.6 | Jameson was a little Jameson Just because it was new for him because it was fifth grade. He wasn't. It wasn't going to O'Brien like it used to be, though. |
| 1:45.6 | No, he's not nervous. Jameson was a little. Jameson was not excited about school. He's just a little. He had a mixture of everything. He's excited to see his friends. He was nervous about, I mean, just everything. I told Reese last night he was sitting out back while I was grilling and he told me, I go, are you nervous? |
| 1:41.1 | He goes, I hate school. |
| 1:42.4 | I understand that. |
| 1:43.6 | I said, you don't learn a lot do you right now he goes no I go I was that way when I was in elementary too and I said I used to read a lot I'd go to the library every day because I could do my work in five seconds and I was finished and I trust me, it's not very long down the road. |
| 2:18.4 | You're going to wake up and you're going to need to pay attention in class |
| 2:20.7 | because you're not going to know everything. |
| 2:22.7 | Right. |
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