Today is August 21st. The Yankees are 1 and 0 in their last one game. And I'm excited to table all the bad and talk about all the good.

He lied.

He lied.

I didn't lie. I mean, let's not just like, let's keep it high on a high note.

Jim, I can't no lies today, man. You got to talk about talk about Ben and Tendi. Cut that out.

A couple of a couple nice swings out of Benny.

Benny's he looks great today. Future number two hitter.

I'm Jimmy. That's Jake. BBD's here. Presented to you by seat geek. Rob Manfred's currently on like the big TV in my house, which thinks bring some of that energy. That's what we need.

Talking to two kids bottle that up.

How are you? How is your trip? Jim, I need to like no funny business. This is it. We tabled last episode. It's over. I'm hot. I'm normally soft. I'm soft as hell.

I'm sharming. People on the street look at me and they're like, that guy is generally soft.

I'd like to bump into him if this subway stop short. Yeah. I'm comfortable. Yeah.

I woke up at 4am today. I had a flight at 7am. That got delayed to 11. That flight at 11 got delayed till 3. When I went up to check to see if there's anything we could do about that. My flight got canceled. I got booked on a flight to Dallas.

When I walked across the terminal terminal 30 gates. By the time I got to the gate, that flight had been canceled.

I found my way to Atlanta, found my way home. I'm hot. Dad hasn't slept in about two weeks. The yanks have been stinking it up. And we gave them a chance, Jim. I was trying to think of a weird jake analogy. And I found it. Okay.

The Yankees are our child. And they were taking a statistics class. And in the first half of the year they brought home their work poor card. And they got an A. They were killing it. Happy. You guys are doing great.

Then they start the third quarter of the year. And they bring back their first couple tests. And it's F and F. And you're like, okay. So like what's going on here? And they're like, well, you know, I, one, I just totally forgot about this test. And then the next one, I just had the equation all wrong.

But like I still, I'm on it like I got it. And that's what they did that last game, the Donaldson walkoff. They gave us the I got it. Uh-huh.

And then the next test came back. And it was still enough.

I think what happened was we got to be stirred for doing grades. What I think was that they got an A. And this is like, this is basically a maybe a blueprint out of my life. They got an A in the first quarter and A in the second quarter. And they're like, Dad, I crunch the numbers. I can get a C in the third quarter and a C.

You know, I can get a C in a B now and I'll have a whatever A average because I did I got a I got 100 and 100. And then they're like, so I can just cruise. And I'm going to have that A average.

And then they realized that they don't survive in cruise mode. And they just got F F.

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