Okay, don't fast forward audio listener. Tomorrow is going to be hours of Santa

Crowder with kids, but today is quarter blacks last show. He dies on air. If you

have to get towards the end here to figure out exactly what I'm talking about, it is his actual last show.

I'm not joking about that. And he doesn't, well, he doesn't so much die as much as,

I mean, I, I kill him. Leave a rating review.

Hey guys, with the floor here. Recently Kim Jong-un has lost a lot of weight.

He looks great. But how did he do it? Several weeks ago, I received an anonymous tip that

Kim Jong had been smuggling his body secret into the country. Bill bars.

I suspect the dear leader was leaning down with Bill bars when he began showing signs of

a burp-dominal definition. And it was all but confirmed when a close source gained access and

leaked his call logs.

What's all happening? Okay, okay, so let's talk cases of double chocolate by two cases of

peanut butter brownie. I can get a deal all the cases of one sped-a-cake, the birthday cake.

No, no birthday cake. What do I look like? A f***ing 12 year old? I'm a man.

Oh, you're right. You're a man. Yeah. A f***er man.

And three cases of that new right chocolate chip cookie dough.

I'm actually choice to prove it. And that was my favorite. I know why? How did they make it

take so long with my sugar? Well, there you have it. It's clear that we need to

deep-built bar eyes North Korea before they become so powerful on the global stage that it's too late.

And the only way to do that is to order the entire world's supply of built bars.

That's all for now. We'll subllow her out.

I got the phone.

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