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From rags to riches.

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Man, Mike Piazza today, because Mike Piazza got called Troubled actor Shayla Boof Calls him a woozy With the Pee word Oh boy Oh yeah Did hold back Called Piazza that Said when I was a little boy Love Me some Mike Piazza out here in L.A. When he was with the Dodgers And saw Mike Piazza azza a few times, like coming out of a restaurant or building or whatnot. And like many of the kids my age, Mr. Piazza, Mr. Piazza, an autograph, love you. Blue him off. Blew off the great Shea Shailabuff. Shailabuff. Shalabuff. Who has... Just got his ass kicked out of New Orleans.

Yeah, he did.

He enjoyed... What do they call it again?

Marty Grah.

Mardi Gras.

I was going to say Mardi Gras.

Yeah.

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