Better strap yourself in. It's time for the Howie Car Show.

Working at a McDonald's, yes or no, that's it.

I have.

She never worked there was a lie.

I do the fries.

I stood over the French fries and that was tough.

And I'm not really sure what the baby oil has to do with anything.

They're essentially saying it's a lubricant for an orgy.

Are you okay?

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

That is President Zelensky out of Ukraine. He has

been in the United States now all week. Give me money, money me, money now. The House Judiciary Committee which is investigating

Georgia DA Fannie Willis needs way to testify at a hearing tomorrow, but he's

flown the coop and now the U.S. Marshals are in a manhunt to track him down.

We're going to spend 11 days in my cabin in the woods.

We bought 10 cases of Gatorade and a 40 pound bag of peanuts for energy.

Oh, God.

From swabs, hacks and moon bats beware.

It's...

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