All right. So it has been hermetically sealed, and now we get to have some phone. We'll do the picks in about 10 minutes, okay?

T.J., every week we'd like to ask you a question.

Generally, football related, and we try to tap into your life as a player.

Okay.

And everybody can partake in this. Serious question.

Did James Houston poop his pants?

We've all seen the pictures.

I'm sorry, but I don't know what Brandy Gatorade he's drinking to sit down in that.

Can we talk about it and have you ever?

That went away that I was not prepared.

Me.

My goodness.

Wait, Houston is artificial turf.

So you can't even say the field was my.

Didn't rain.

It's a dome.

If I had to speculate.

Have you ever seen a player themselves on the field?

No. No. Okay. At the front side, yeah. You've admitted to doing this much. Yeah, I have.

Okay. Rainy game. Can we just level? If you were on the field and you saw and or what was happening here.

I mean, don't you go to the refs and go, look, this guy's out here with a blown diaper.

You've got to get them out of the game.

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