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Visit Progressive.com and see if you could save on car insurance. Progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates. Potential savings will vary not available in all states or situations. Hello, very welcome back to another episode of Decoding and I'm known this one. Rid of my George, read by me, Simon, never read it before. It's all about the myth of hitless survival. We did the DNA test, right? Didn't they find, like, his jaw and drilled a hole in it? Scooped out some of his bone marrow,

and we're like, yeah, that's Hitler, old boy. Anyway, let's get into it for one of the show.

I never read this before. George wrote it. I read it.

Modernity presents us with many annoying niggly things that are just a nightmare to be rid of clam phone calls and LinkedIn influences all spring to mind as general examples i don't

really know any i i is a little bit...

I'm not... I think I am on LinkedIn, technically, but it's been a long time since I've been on LinkedIn.

For me, though, as the history nerd that I am, I also happen to have some specific World War II

related bug bears.

For example, the notion that the tiger was a good tank, it wasn't.

George has put this in all caps, bold,

italic, and underlined. The idea that it was just those naughty boys in the S-seds, S that did

the genociding, while the Viermarked were all honorable and noble-like. They weren't, again,

strong emphasis. The belief that the French army were a comedy force that just rolled over and

took it up the chuck in the Battle of France. They didn't. Strong emphasis. All of them, however, a minor. They're to the one that really gets my eye twitching. The claim that Adolf Hitler somehow survived the war. I know, I know. There's plenty of people who say that he did. Hell, the History Channel is probably running a documentary this very moment claiming that he did, but I can assure you he did not. Don't worry, though, because I'm not just going to ask you to take my word for it. I'm going to prove to you that he didn't. Right here, right now, in the next 11 or so thousand words. Okay? Was that going to be an hour and a halfish? Something like that. Let's get into it. The Real Story.

So, let's get things started by clearing up the reality of the matter, i.e. by looking at how

Hitler actually died while he decorated the furor bunker with his brains, didn't he? It's the best

thing he ever did. And it really is something that I'm

able to speak in objective and absolute terms of our two, because it really isn't a mystery

how it all went down. We know exactly how it happened, exactly where it happened, exactly

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