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The Bert Show

Did His Girlfriend Set Him Up Or Does He Not Understand “Women Logic”?

The Bert Show

Pionaire Podcasting

Comedy, Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News

4.34.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Do you have "Women Logic"? Moe’s lady did something he could NOT understand, but after breaking it down in a mixed group he realized...it was WOMEN logic! He'll explain.

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.0

There's like a whole series on social media about women logic.

0:04.0

And from the outside, look at hand, you sort of understand it on TikTok, on Instagram, but

0:10.0

when you're living it and it plays out in front of you, it's got a totally different meaning.

0:14.0

I think I have a perfect example of how this made all the sense in the world to all of the women at this table that I was sitting at,

0:21.5

but all of the men were so thoroughly confused. And it all starts because I know in relationships,

0:27.1

I often hear women say that they ask their significant others to do things, and sometimes the man

0:32.4

forgets, and that can be somewhat of an issue in the relationship. And, well, I thought in my relationship that I was pretty good at that.

0:41.3

Turns out I'm not as good as I believe I am.

0:43.5

And this all started around.

0:45.9

So sometime when my lady comes into town, there are about three or four doors that you have to go to in order to get to my place and sometimes the way that

0:56.2

the flight her flights are set up she'll have to get here at a time when I'm not there now most of

1:01.7

the doors I can buzz her in for wherever I'm wherever I am but there's one particular door that I can't

1:07.5

you have to have the actual scan key and And she lost her scan key, of course,

1:14.2

and then I was supposed to go get a new one, but I forgot. And so... Also, they're kind of

1:19.9

expensive. They are. They're not cheap. If I needed to replace mine, it'd be $500. What?

1:24.5

Oh, mine is not that much. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They charge you for literally everything.

1:29.8

See, they know, man.

1:31.4

They just know you're going to lose that thing.

1:33.1

It's an easy way to make $500.

1:35.1

Which, in my mind, I think I didn't really forget.

1:38.0

I just didn't want to pay the $100 for $500.

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