From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty, the Armstrong and Getty Show.

Sometimes I'm looking at the text line and I see old texts.

I like it's the text before the most recent one they sent.

So like last hour we were talking about the worst tourist attractions in the world and one of them was the Taj Mahal for dumb reasons.

But anyway, somebody sent this text about that.

I saw a monkey riding a bear on the drive to the Taj Mahal.

True story.

It's kind of a humble brag but at the same time a good story.

I saw a monkey riding a bear.

I've never seen outside of a circus perhaps.

A monkey riding a bear like in real life.

So that's a good one.

One wonders at the genesis of that pairing.

Did the monkey leap unbidden upon the bear?

Were they partners?

Were they put up to it by locals to get tips?

It's a fascinating question.

Is it a transportation thing?

Hey, you're going that way?

My legs are tired.

Mine if I hit you right.

But whoever this is that texted me, the text prior to that was this.

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