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Well, well, well, sauce on the side.

Episode, I have no idea, but it starts with a seven.

Where to begin, Diamond?

Where do we begin?

That's the man Elvis' book.

No, that's called Where Do I Begin?

Here we go. Didn't you work on the book?

Like, didn't you help promote it? And you don't know the name. Great.

Where do we begin, Diamond?

We should begin with the fact that Andrew is a lunatic.

Oh, that's a nice way to put it.

So here's what had happened.

By the time you hear this, this may have already been addressed on the big show, but this little rat fink Andrew that we call a rat all the time pulled some rat shit the other day.

What did he do, you ask?

Well, we ordered breakfast.

Breakfast took forever to get here because, of course, it always does because there are like 30 people ordering.

Breakfast arrives. We have guests. We can't bring the food in here and eat it. That's just rude. So we leave it out there. While the day moves on and I had to leave it, I even took a little piece of a croissant and I put it on a plate with the bag and I was like I'm coming back to get this Andrew claims he did not hear this

I come back from this long lunch thing that we had to do and all I'm looking forward to is taking my chicken and going home and eating it because it's banging chicken

I go to get the bag the bag's empty but it's not as if somebody had cleaned up because the bags were there. So somebody just went in and took the chicken out and ate the chicken.

So I'm like, what the?

Where's my chicken?

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