You want to make the leap to serious actor and an Oscar contender?

Here's what you got to do.

You got to get paid scale.

You do whatever it takes because you have a big hole to dig out of because you are an action figure.

Greetings.

It's salutations and welcome to Thumbore.

Trailer Trash Edition.

This is where we break down trailers. Hollywood News, movies we saw, shows we saw. Rachel. Oh, wait. I'm Jason.

It's an easy mix-up. No, I was throwing it to you, but I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Jason. And I'm Rachel.

Rachel, what do you got for us? Keep it tight.

Tight. I forgot to start my stopwatch. Oh, oh, oh, not tight. Oh, geez. Okay, go ahead. Now, what do we got?

Just happy everyone's joining us, our lovely little club. So thrilled. So thrilled. What a little TV movie club.

When you say TV movie club, it's like we only cover TV movies.

You know old movies that were made specifically for TV?

That's not a thing anymore, right?

But anyway.

Well, I mean, kind of, Hallmark movies.

I guess so.

They still do fall under the category of TV movies.

That would be an interesting twist if we just started covering Hallmark movies.

I mean, we should.

For December, we should only do the Hallmark movies.

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