Dictator Donald Says You Can't Have Guns
The God Show
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🗓️ 28 January 2026
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Dear Humans,
Thanks for joining today as we covered one of the most surreal moments yet of this presidency.
Republican President Epstein went on camera and actually said that Americans can't have guns, all while his masked gestapo uses their guns on Americans. It is their most hypocritical, most desperate defense yet.
It's a hill they're going to lose on. Jesus and I also spend time reviewing how SNL, Kimmel, Colbert, and Jon Stewart responded to this latest horrific murder of a US citizen by Trump's government.
You are not powerless. You are the reason that ICE shall be abolished. Remember that.
Love,
God
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| 0:00.0 | Hi there, everybody. Welcome in for another edition of The God Show. What's up, Jesus? |
| 0:06.6 | Hey, Dad. Happy Tuesday. We got some breaking comments to cover here on the pod. Oh, yeah. |
| 0:16.9 | Already hitting that. It's Tuesday and I'm tired, so I got a smoke on it. |
| 0:22.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:23.0 | We already had a meeting this morning. |
| 0:25.1 | I already had like a meeting. |
| 0:26.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.7 | Jesus referencing things that actually happened. |
| 0:33.5 | No, yeah. |
| 0:34.3 | We already had a full-ass meeting about video production. |
| 0:38.5 | We, it's, we, uh, we booked the, uh, the lady that sings ain't gonna go away. |
| 0:45.7 | Oh, you're kidding me. |
| 0:47.6 | I should really learn the name. |
| 0:49.7 | Yeah, yeah, it's early stages, but we've got the yes. |
| 0:53.5 | That is incredible. |
| 0:54.5 | So, you know, there's still plenty of time for it to not actually happen. |
| 0:58.5 | In addition to that, Donald Trump just said that you can't have guns. |
| 1:06.3 | I don't. |
| 1:07.0 | Okay, so this talk about things that make your head just want to explode. |
| 1:16.5 | It's by brain. |
| 1:18.4 | Bye, by brain. That's right. Mr. Second Amendment. Mr. Kyle Wright-Rittenhouse is so awesome. Yeah, he, uh, he just said that you can't have |
| 1:31.7 | guns. And the thing, excuse, excuse me, excuse me. But the thing that drives me crazy about that is that, um, |
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