Hey folks, this is Kevin. On this episode of Riskyl here, Tara Clancy.

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he goes, what do you think of that bitch? She whoops, he goes, we'll take it.

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Hello kids, this is RISK, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they'd

dare to share. I'm Kevin Allison and this is Dick Hyman behind me now. It's been so long

since we've featured the music of good old Dick Hyman on the show. And that's because today's

episode is called DICKS. Now this right now, you're hearing me is speaking in a hotel room in

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania because we just had our amazing live show here in Pittsburgh. And listen,

we're coming soon to Atlanta, to Albuquerque, to Minneapolis, and to Seattle before this year is over.

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