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DICKS AND BALLS AND BEER

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2013

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

It's the last Harmontown of 2013, get ready for some Christmas magic. Anatoly gets on stage nearly nude, Duncan Trussell talks Christmas as a mushroom cult, Adam Goldberg nearly murders everyone, Jeff Davis hates Paul McCartney and Rob Schrab jumps in ... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

save it save it no don't save it look let your freak flags fly you guys

0:11.2

this is my favorite Christmas carol girl I have Frank Sinatra this vinyl record for

0:31.0

me this song is the very very meaning of Christmas I mean we've all heard

0:39.8

jingle bells but dig this shit Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way

0:46.7

welcome one and all to a very special Herman Towns for the very last time in the

0:51.6

year of our Lord 2013 Herman Town is now in session

1:00.2

once you welcome the stage the reason for the season the mayor of Herman Town

1:05.4

Mr. Dan Harlow

1:15.4

Merry Christmas

1:20.4

it's a holiday special Jeff it's a it's a it's a cavalcade of holiday

1:26.4

celebration we're gonna have countdowns and and years in review I'm balanced

1:32.9

sung by children at one point the entire the entire room is slightly flooded

1:38.2

then frozen that we all skate out to the parking lot special Christmas wishes

1:43.4

dances a little Christmas rap and then and then a very heartwarming poem that you

1:50.7

improvised the very end yep and again gifs gifts for everybody

1:58.9

well we'll figure it out yeah this is gonna be a good time for a beef steak

2:04.3

build a step into action and bring a bag full of goodies yeah yeah okay well

2:08.7

I'll say I think it must be said that oh god damn it forgot your name and

2:15.1

it totally and it totally is just like some sort of weird cross between Satanic

2:19.7

and Krampus he's gonna and it's only get on stage everybody Instagram the

2:27.9

shit out of this right now I mean what the gay porn is going on up here and

2:38.1

a tolling wearing a kind of correct as Adam Goldberg's properly says he is

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