You mentioned Dicky. Now, we're not talking about Ari Dicky. We're talking about Love Lady.

Here was Gary Cohen going through the whole thing on S&Y last night.

Okay, so there was a controversy yesterday. Maybe controversy is too strong a word, but a misunderstanding.

All of Richard Love Lady's friends call him Dickie.

Okay.

So when the Met signed him and brought him to the big leagues yesterday, he consulted with the

media relations staff, and they asked him, do you want to be known as Richard or Dickie?

All right, so the ball was in his court clearly, and this is how he responded.

And so he said, well, everybody calls me Dickie.

Call me Dickie.

And so the men put out a press release saying they'd signed Dickie Love Lady.

And then it was a response online about the idea of Dickie Lovelady coming to the men's.

And so as you can imagine, he then thought better of it.

Richard was not anticipating that kind of reaction.

Really?

So he went back to the relationship step and said, you guys can call me Dickie.

But for professional?

For informational purposes, I'm just still going to be Richard.

Well, you know what he was last night? Sucky.

Sucky love lady.

And you can call him a lot of things if he's not going to pitch better than that.

So we will call him Richard.

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