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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Dick Tricks (w/ Shalita Grant)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Love, Comedy Interviews, Advice, Interview, Encounters, Dating Apps, Podcast, Dating, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Stories, Relationships, Date, Sex, Comedy, Single, Therapy, Relationship, Nicole Byer, Tinder, Sexuality, Bumble, Hookups, Interviews, Couples, Romance, Raya, Hookup

4.916K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Actress Shalita Grant (You, NCIS: New Orleans) talks to Nicole about her life dating an MMA fighter, her straight sex phrase, the moment she realized she was a natural at lesbian sex, and how her interest in polygamous relationships lead to her love of pole dancing. Nicole shares her blowjob trick that works every time. 

 

Crazy dating story? Looking for advice? Let Nicole and her guest help you out. Submit your stories, questions, or dirty pick-up lines to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air.  

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Why won't you date me?

0:10.0

Why won't you date me?

0:12.0

Why won't you date me?

0:14.0

Please tell me why!

0:18.0

Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date me a podcast from Medical

0:26.8

Fire, trying to figure out how I'm still single.

0:29.0

Even though you could come in my coffee and say yum yum yum yum, that's delicious creamer.

0:33.4

Ok, my guest today.

0:37.6

I'm so excited.

0:39.4

Oh boy.

0:40.4

Ok, also I guess I should say it's the Valentine's Day episode because it's coming out right

0:43.6

before Valentine's Day, but who fucking cares about Valentine's Day?

0:47.4

I've got a Tony nominated actress who you know from NCIS New Orleans, Santa Clarita

0:54.8

Diet, Search Party, and oh my god, my favorite!

1:01.8

That looks so cute!

1:04.8

It's Shillie the Green!

1:06.8

It's the puppy puppy!

1:08.8

Oh, I'm so glad to be here!

1:14.0

I am so happy that you agreed to do this.

1:18.2

I genuinely love you so fucking much.

1:23.0

She was funny because I was watching, I love you.

1:25.2

He was one of my favorite shows and you showed up in it and so she had auditioned to play

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