What the fuck is up, everybody?

Welcome to The Fuckery with Leslie Jones and Lenny Marcus.

I'm Lenny Marcus.

And I'm a Leslie Jones.

And this is the podcast where the mission is to keep it 100 at all times.

We talk about the fuckery going on the world in our lives,

all while having a whole lot of fun doing it.

In studio today, in New York, we have amazing comedian and actor Mateo Lane.

We'll answer your listener questions, and of course the fuckery of the week.

But first, Leslie, what the fuck is up?

Yeah, man, people cannot fucking drive out here.

First of all, first of all, let me explain something about etiquette of driving.

You motherfuckers.

Okay, first of all, when you're turning, there is a turning lane.

You're supposed to, even if there's not a turning lane, you're supposed to make it a turning lane so you don't

fucking hold up traffic because the motherfuckers that walk through the crosswalks out here,

see, the thing that I respect about New York is New York knows, hey, one of these motherfuckers

going to hit me. You know what I'm saying? One of these motherfuckers going to hit me if I bullshit.

Out here, they're like, hit me, bitch.

And I swear to God, I swear to God, like, I know they got the right away, but I'm going to start hitting their ass right away.

That's what I'm going to start doing. I'm going to knock them. I swear I wanted to, but this bitch, this bitch, we in traffic, this bitch is on a bicycle. Not even a good bicycle, not like even the speed ones that you see in the Olympics.

The little trap ones that when you put the basket on the front and shit with the dog, that fucking, that fucking, the one that looks like a voast, like it looks like a station wagon in the back.

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