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Stiff Socks

Dick Out & Driving

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Michael had a wild FT jerk off and Trev's driving with his dick out?? The boys also learn how much hitmen make annually, try to decide which Sesame Street characters lay pipe, and hear from a listener that had a run in with an arsonist.

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0:00.0

Here's the thing I was driving on the one-on-one dick out. Wait, man. Oh, I can't believe this dude

0:05.4

But that's what I was wondering cuz the truck would I drive by and be like man?

0:09.6

Trevor

0:11.6

Sorry, let me pull my lollipop down. You just put that on the table

0:15.2

We're almost will put it in my asshole

0:17.2

Maybe you could finish it bite it. I know I don't want you're moving table to table

0:22.3

Are you still gonna eat that after? I don't know probably that table is actually probably worse

0:26.2

That's your trash anything here. We've been here for what two years. Never once had anybody clean it now

0:31.8

Well, why I don't know dirty people. They're just dust around

0:36.3

You know what's crazy. You know what dust is it's skin cells. That's what fucking discussed. That's it

0:41.2

I mean I've got more stuff in there, but the skin cells like I mean if I

0:46.2

Looking at my cat and his hair is like those clumps just floating around like a tumbleweed. I might clean up

0:51.4

My dog is never one fucking clean up now one guy didn't do anything

0:55.9

Dude, I constantly vacuum. I don't have a house

0:59.3

Dude, I just got a fucking call from this stupid construction guy. He's very nice. He's not stupid

1:03.6

But he's very nice. He said I go buddy. Give me some good news

1:07.8

He goes here's the good news. We're done the construction at your demolition out. Yeah, you're place

1:12.5

I'll go man. That's great and I go what's the bad news? He goes bad news is

1:16.9

Where I live the city. They're not going to

1:20.7

Excuse me. They haven't responded to him trying to get the licenses over the fucking permits approved

1:28.3

For them to come in to look at his shit to be like thumbs up. Everything's good. You can patch about up

1:32.9

So he's saying it's gonna be now. I'm gonna have to stay in air maybe a week longer. It's that crazy

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