Dick Moves, No Kids, Bar Fight

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Sarah discusses dick moves, no kids, and bar fights. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/ Please support our sponsors: To learn more about how SimpliSafe can help protect you and your family, visit https://www.SimpliSafe.com/SILVERMAN today to customize your system and get a free security camera. You also get a 60-day risk-free trial, so there’s nothing to lose! Stay fresh, stay clean with Native by going to https://www.NativeDeo.com/silverman or use promo code Silverman at checkout, and get 20% off your first order. Apostrophe is a prescription skincare company that offers science-backed oral and topical medications that are clinically proven to help clear acne. Save $15 off your first visit with a board-certified dermatologist at https://www.Apostrophe.com/SILVERMAN when you use our code SILVERMAN. Keep your sweaty crack clean all summer long with the BRAND NEW Hello Tushy 3.0 modern bidet attachment. Go to https://www.HelloTushy.com/Sarah to get 10% off plus FREE shipping. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:44.8	What do weddings, Instagram, and toxic relationships all have in common?
0:50.1	They take your money and you can't get it back.
0:53.5	Sixteen grand, somewhere in there. Gone.
0:56.0	There's no legal solution for the fact that you married an asshole.
1:00.4	Welcome to The Do. I'm X-Maya. We're diving into the story so rounding the Moolab baby,
1:06.5	the good, the bad, and the unexpected. Yeah, we're talking about it all.
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1:23.3	Hey! Hey, I want a... Hey! Hey! Yeah, fucker!
1:30.4	Hey! Hi, hello. Welcome to the show. Hello.
1:34.9	Let's bring the energy a little less anxious. Hi, hello. Welcome to the show. Yeah, it's your Jewish friend, Sarah.
1:44.0	I just wanted to talk about my friend, Mary Goshe, which if you are
1:49.6	want to search her or you want to spell it, it looks like Gothier.
1:53.2	But it's pronounced Goshe because she's like Cajun. You know, she's like that southern kind of
1:59.2	what is that Goshe when something looks like Gothier and it's pronounced Goshe. What is that?
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