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Scheduling notes tomorrow, President Trump will travel to the great state of Florida to attend the opening of a new illegal alien detention center located at Dade Collier Training and Transition Airport alongside Secretary Kristineome,

Governor Ron DeSantis, Congressman Byron Donalds, and other state in local leaders.

Yeah, it's called Alligator Alcatraz.

And the left head is its panties in a bunch,

including the men, by the way. I think the men actually are the ones who wear the panties in that in that group. They're all mad that Donald Trump. They're opening this with Ronda Zanis, this alligator Alcatraz, which is basically like, you know, building a prison out in the middle of a desert you got to you know go hike you know six days without water and so you're not going to escape

and all of that and of course the letter building a prison out in the middle of a desert you gotta you know go uh hike uh you know six

days without water and so you're not going to escape and all of that and of course the left is

all mad about it and they did a they did a protest on the way to to alligator algitraza thought it was

funny because normally the left they get in the middle of traffic and they stop everything

and in this case they stayed out of the road you know why because ronda santa says you can

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