Dick Burger Talks to Himself
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2025
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
Richard loves to argue with people over the phone…..so Garrett makes him argue himself!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:39.3 | Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about? I hear it's very unique. Exactly. So Keith wanted to play a phone tap on his grandpa, Richard. Now, we learned that Richard loves to fight with people on the phone who he doesn't know. So when he gets phone calls at his house, he starts arguing with them. All right? So we're going to call Richard, confuse him, record Richard, and then play Richard back for Richard. Oh, poor Richard. These are tough to pull off. These are hard to do. Did you do it? It was fun. Let's see what happens in today's phone town. Hello? Hi. is Richard Berger there? |
| 0:42.2 | Yeah, this is Dick Berger? Who's this? |
| 0:43.4 | Patrick. |
| 0:45.3 | Patrick, who? |
| 0:47.8 | Are you home right now? |
| 0:50.3 | I'm home right now. |
| 0:52.6 | Is this your phone number? |
| 0:58.0 | The Uricus 2-7? No, you got the wrong number. This is Eur-Skis-27. |
| 1:00.0 | Yes, this is Eur-Skis-27. |
| 1:04.0 | That's my number. What do you want? |
| 1:06.0 | Do you know Patrick? |
| 1:08.0 | I don't know a Patrick. Do you know what Patrick? Do you know Patrick? I don't know what Patrick. Do you know what Patrick? |
| 1:12.8 | Do you like sausage? |
| 1:15.5 | Do I like sausage? |
| 1:17.5 | What do you mean sausage? |
| 1:19.5 | Do you play ping pong? |
| 1:22.0 | Oh, scratch your ass. |
| 1:25.3 | All right. |
| 1:26.7 | All right, so that's part one. |
| 1:28.0 | That's part one. |
| 1:28.7 | So he recorded him. |
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