Freaks, it's Wednesday, November 16th, 2022, coming up on the program today, Kim Kardashian

broke into Utah, Chainley's house to steal a playboy, plus, spite pissing in front

of the cops, when your Uber driver mistakes you for a prostitute, and the local weatherman

who got on camera, shoving a dildo at his hole, all coming up today.

Distorted view daily, loudly presents the dark side of your children's favorite characters.

Is there anything occultic or dangerous about smirks?

Well, there are some things about smurks that we need to look at.

First of all, you notice that they're depicted as blue with black lips.

But isn't that interesting?

You know what happens to you when you die, you turn blue in your lips, turn black.

In other words, these are depicting of dead creatures.

Right.

Another thing is that smurfs is an all-male community, and you say, oh, they're smirked

at.

She's a female.

Well, in one cartoon, she was depicted as transforming from a male to a female to a

magical power, and so the only female in the smurfs is transformed from a male.

She was not born a female.

Now what you're telling me then is that even smurfs carry a homosexual connotation in

that most of them are male.

I believe so.

But we're not going to blatantly say that smurfs are evil, we're just saying that they

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