0:00.0	Stop!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:05.0	We have all over 6-0 in progress in most of each.
0:09.0	Subject is to 25 and appears to what shit is to end.
0:14.0	Get back here.
0:19.0	Hi everybody. Did you just get that on the intro?
0:25.6	I'm Slapshtick.
0:27.5	Physical comedy.
0:28.7	Am I right, guys?
0:29.4	I got dates.
0:30.1	Everybody, I'm coming live shows.
0:31.6	Go to a live show.
0:32.4	You never know when the communist hammer is coming down on you.
0:36.1	Come to my show.
0:37.2	I'm in Beverly, Massachusetts.
0:40.3	A comedy store, LA, May 17, Stephen Fury and I show.
0:44.3	I don't know if I'm doing a long set, but I'll probably do 15 and we'll have good funny homies on it.
0:49.3	Spokane, Washington, Seattle, Washington, Tacoma. Washington. Did I say Washington?
0:54.9	Yes, I did.
0:57.1	Portland opening for the homie, Brendan Schaubb, Uncisfill, Connecticut.
1:00.8	Check my tickets.
1:01.8	That's a lot of dates.
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