Okay, quick rundown. So I met this fine-ass lady at the self-panford party. We flirted

in exchange numbers. Come to find out, she's married, and they are freaky freaky.

Well, freaky to my ass. All I can say is my pussy is waxed and down for whatever.

Hey, come in. Welcome to my home.

Oh, thank you. Here, let me take your coat. Okay, thank you. You're welcome.

Mona, this is my husband, Zick. And Zick, this is...

The beautiful Mona.

Oh, Hey, Zick.

Hey, it's nice to finally meet you. Here, we brought you this.

Ooh, 1942. Buttering me up already, I see.

Just something to take the first time. Shoulders away.

Well, thank you. I had wine, but I am definitely switching it up.

Well, either war is fine. So, how do you know I've been nervous?

Is it that obvious I've never done this before?

No, baby girl. This isn't our first rodeo.

Everybody is nervous the first time.

If you don't mind me asking, how did she get into this lifestyle?

I'm sure she told you we're swingers, right?

Yeah, she did.

A lawyer actually introduced a lifestyle to me.

I've always been open sexually, so when she brought it up and explained it to me, I was down.

I wish I was that for you, sexually.

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