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The Dirtbag Diaries

Diaries+ Preview: Bonk! Listener Edition

The Dirtbag Diaries

Duct Tape Then Beer

Sports, Wilderness

4.82.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2023

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

We put out a call for your best bonk stories, and you answered. Stories from listeners who miscalculated just how many calories they needed to get through the day. Thanks to everyone who called in!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm Fitzgaw and you're listening to a preview of Derbegg Darius Plus.

0:04.3

Hey, I am responding to your prompt about bonking, one of my best skills, I would say.

0:11.1

This is a story about how I bonked hard in the Grand Canyon.

0:14.3

Been a long time listener and I was responding to your bonk prompt here is my bonk story.

0:20.3

Hi, my name is Bennett Ron and I'm a long time listener of Derbegg Diaries.

0:27.8

First time submitter, I'm a little nervous, but I have had a lot of bonking at the

0:32.7

start in my life. I am a plus-size outdoor athlete and I really revel in

0:40.0

challenging myself to do epic hard technical sports that have excluded people that look like me

0:46.2

for a really long time and a couple of years ago I learned how to ski during COVID winter and I

0:54.6

kind of low-key set myself a goal in my head of skiing out to England at the end of the winter

1:00.0

because I was also learning to tour and I ended up doing it with my friends,

1:04.7

Kaelin and Fred and I was not prepared and I just decided to go for it anyway and I went out with

1:11.0

a pair of ski-to-frame bindings and they were so heavy and we started in the dark and I couldn't

1:15.8

keep up with anyone and I was like really over-clushing myself on the uphill in skis that were

1:21.7

really really heavy and I was way over-talking my abilities and so even though I was like

1:27.0

keeping up with my nutrition I was not keeping up with my energy consumption and we got to the top.

1:32.6

A lot later than me it did just make it and I started to suit up to go down and I just like

1:38.0

I was crying before I even stepped into my skis about how hard and scary this was going to be

1:44.4

for me and I was like bonking before we even started the descent but I proceeded to fall my way

1:50.5

down that mountain at one point I ate it really hard and was just kind of lying in the snow and

1:56.4

crying to myself about how miserable I was and somebody came up and they thought I was injured

2:01.2

and they were like okay you need help and I was like no I'm just miserable I just went down

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