Diapers & Dynamite

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Matt dedicates a good portion of this episode to his complicated feelings about the enormously successful K-Pop boy band BTS— their international mega-stardom, their crazy fans, their upsetting plastic surgery, and their massive new English-language single ‘Dynamite’ (which he plays and sings along to, even though he hates it a great deal). He covers several other topics as well, including but not limited to: the maddening and deeply upsetting children’s song ‘Baby Shark’, a strange news story about a guy from West Virginia who wears diapers even though he is an adult male, and Vice President Mike Pence’s incredibly weird issues with women (including his wife, who he disturbingly refers to as ‘Mother’). He also has yet ANOTHER update on the Lady Antebellum name-change fiasco, and proceeds to give the band a NEW new name— one it actually deserves. (Hint: it’s ‘Lady Asshole’).

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0:00.0	Not to the young, it's going to be. Hello and
0:15.0	Welcome to Matt Dylia is confused.
0:19.0	This is Matt Dylia and I got a lot of shit to talk about this episode. I don't know if it's all going
0:26.6	to fit in one episode. If it doesn't, I'm going to do a follow-up fucking tomorrow, because this is some jam-packed shit.
0:35.6	Lots to discuss since the last time I was with you guys.
0:39.3	First, I got a little announcement to make.
0:43.0	Canadians, I hope you're sitting down for this announcement,
0:47.0	Canadians, K-Nadians, K-Nadians,
0:52.0	the Mat dela is confused,
0:54.4	merch store is now shipping to Canada.
0:58.4	So if you are Canadian,
1:00.8	and I know a lot of you are because I've gotten a lot of your
1:03.7	fucking complaints that we don't ship our shit to Canada. Well now we do.
1:10.8	Some of you already know this and have sent me screenshots, excited about your order, I'm
1:15.8	fucking excited to see you crazy Canadians, wherein Matalea is Confused, March.
1:22.9	And Europe is next.
1:25.1	We just gotta figure out how that's working,
1:27.6	but Canada, get your shit.
1:32.3	Matalea. Matt Delia.
1:34.0	dot com slash store.
1:35.0	And free shipping on orders over $100.
1:40.0	Now, into the jam-packed content that I have today.
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