Diana to Meghan - Battle Royale | 4
Even the Rich
Wondery
4.3 • 11.5K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2020
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Diana gives birth to a redhead. (It’s Harry. Duh.) Unfortunately, Charles doesn’t seem to care. Convinced that her husband has given up on their marriage, Diana sets off on a journey to find herself and reclaim some independence... And don’t think we’ve forgotten about Harry and Meghan! In our final episode, the newlyweds start plotting their Megxit. And now that they’re moving to Los Angeles, we’re totally gonna be friends.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Prime Members! You can listen to even the rich ad-free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. |
| 0:07.1 | Heads up! This episode contains some salty language here and there. |
| 0:11.1 | Yep, because even the rich curse. |
| 0:19.2 | It's 8am and Diana is lying in a London hospital bed about to give birth, and she's surprisingly relaxed. |
| 0:26.2 | She didn't even take any pain medication. |
| 0:28.8 | Okay, going in natural childbirth route? |
| 0:31.2 | Yeah, well, except for the ice cubes that Prince Charles feeds her to numb the pain. |
| 0:35.4 | He's like really excited to be a dad again, and he really, really hopes it's a girl this time. |
| 0:41.6 | Well, I guess they're in for a surprise. |
| 0:44.0 | And not exactly. Diana already knows she's having a boy. She saw a royal wini on the ultrasound. |
| 0:49.7 | What does it have a crown? |
| 0:52.9 | How hilarious would it be if Penis has had crowns? |
| 0:56.4 | And what they do. |
| 0:58.1 | When they're born, they place a little grunt. |
| 1:00.9 | You're royal and you're not. |
| 1:03.8 | But she couldn't bring herself to tell Charles. She knew he'd be devastated. |
| 1:08.0 | And after nine hours of labor, he totally is. |
| 1:11.7 | Charles takes one look at Harry and says, |
| 1:14.0 | Oh God, it's a boy. And he's even got red hair. |
| 1:18.3 | What's wrong with red hair? |
| 1:20.1 | Charles doesn't have any red heads in his family, but Diana has a bunch in her. |
| 1:24.4 | So basically, he's saying, Oh God, the kid looks like you. |
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