Sarah, Sarah, the great.

I feel like I haven't seen you in ages because my mom was here.

My uncle was visiting from Maine.

We, you know, we did all of Los Angeles.

We did a fabulous Hollywood tour.

I thought of you.

I saw the bedroom where Michael Jackson passed away. Elvis's mansion, Playboy Mansion. I thought of you. I saw the bedroom where Michael Jackson passed away,

Elvis's mansion, Playboy Mansion. I mean, all the Hollywood stars. And anyway, I was so busy.

We couldn't record. So I have missed your face. I miss talking to you. Your haircut looks fabulous.

I hate to say it. I know you're on this very controversial diet, but you look really good. I mean, whatever you're doing, your skin looks younger. I don't know. You know, I mean.

My face is thinning out a little. Your face is totally thinning out. I know that, you know, people are writing to you. Stop it, David, but I've got to tell you, you look great.

Maybe I'm a horrible friend and an enabler, but she looked fabulous.

Well, here's the thing.

I mean, look, I did start this diet.

And then my friend Patty Stanger put me on blast because she was on the Jeff Lewis show.

And I'm sitting here and I'm getting these DMs like, Patty Stanger is talking about you on Jeff Lewis.

The first one was from Jeff Lewis Live.

You need to check them out on Instagram.

They're great.

But they do like a recap.

But anyway, and then I got a million more DMs like Patty's putting your shit on blast on Jeff Lewis.

So, A, Patty, love you.

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