DHS and Iran Deals Pending, More Troops to the Middle East, Quad Amputee Killer | 3/25/26

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🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 165 minutes

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Deals for DHS funding and an Iran ceasefire continue in negotiation, Trump sends more troops to the Middle East, a quadruple amputee murders his friend by gunshot, and much more. For reference material, see the YouTube post of this episode: https://youtu.be/n4pFpBTNV6o For all things show-related: www.mattchristiansenmedia.com

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0:00.0	Don't worry, Trump's got a whole new generation of thinkers lined up, including his newly confirmed Secretary of Homeland Security, Mark Wayne, Chuck Mike, Bruce Dave Mellon.
0:12.1	Maybe Mellon's better. He is the now former senator of Oklahoma. Before he was elected to the Senate, Mark Wayne Mullen was a low-level MMA fighter and a plumber.
0:22.6	That's right.
0:23.6	We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now.
0:27.6	Oh my god, that is funny!
0:30.6	Oh, it worked for Super Mario. Why not, Mark, Wade?
0:33.6	You want to run your mouth?
0:35.6	We can be two consenting adults.
0:36.6	We can finish it here. Hold on. Oh, hold. Stop it. I will run your mouth. We can be too consenting adults. We can finish it here.
0:37.8	Hold on.
0:38.7	Oh, stop it.
0:40.3	I will eat your ass.
0:46.9	In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend.
0:52.2	Those with loaded guns and those who dig.
1:00.5	Broadcasting from a Montana Wilderness Fortress at the headwaters of the Missouri.
1:04.3	This is Matt Christensen Live.
1:13.0	Hello and welcome to the show. This is Matt Christensen Live, a proud duct tape production for Wednesday, March 25th, 20.
1:21.2	26.
1:22.1	Thank you for tuning in.
1:23.9	Sitting shotgun tonight is skulldugger.
1:27.8	He has enough hair to make up for me.
1:30.0	Saddle up, partner.
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