DF2 #3.07. The Chest Seller Falls Silent

Dragon Friends

Dave Harmon

Dragons, Actual Play, Comedy, Dungeons, Dnd, Dnd5e, Improv, Rpg, Australian

4.9 • 609 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

They say to never celebrate a victory prematurely, lest the victory be stolen from you. The Heroes of Yearth can barely pass a night of merriment and celebration before their duties as heroes come to find them.

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0:00.0	Point of order, can I ask a question?
0:03.2	Yes.
0:04.1	And this might be beyond your preparations.
0:08.3	Now, why would you say that?
0:10.6	You can pray, but your gods won't save you.
0:13.7	The worm's fire will not spare you.
0:16.7	Doom and destruction, death and rebirth.
0:19.4	The room can return with the heroes of youth
0:22.0	Their jaws are all tizzled,
0:23.5	Their asses are facts
0:24.9	They're shiny and golden and one wears a hat
0:27.8	That's not a husk
0:29.3	That is a bonus
0:32.6	You don't fall
0:46.2	A margarita is an interesting drink. A simple drink to make. Tequila, quintro, lime juice, a salted rim, and our adventurers passed out on a beach having overindulged in this festive
0:53.4	drink.
0:55.7	Why have they passed out?
0:57.2	Well, it's not just because they were drunk.
1:00.5	They also just crashed the castle out of the sky into a mountain.
1:02.9	But they are now on the lakeshore.
1:07.4	Just content that they have defeated the villains.
1:09.8	But perhaps they have not.
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