DF2 #1.04. My Name is Dinner

Dragon Friends

Dave Harmon

Actual Play, Australian, Comedy, Rpg, Dnd5e, Improv, Dungeons, Dnd, Dragons

4.9 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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The unlikely and unproven heroes of Yearth find themselves thrust into their first peoples in need of their aid: a race of frog people with certain moist proclivities and access to the first of the team's hidden weapons.

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0:00.0	Yeah, but also I've seen our crowd, you know what I mean?
0:01.8	They're all group sets people.
0:03.0	I'd be like it and be like, well, it's so hard to schedule anything, and we're all here now.
0:09.9	How many D&D grips do you think slide straight from well?
0:14.0	That's the end of the session.
0:15.0	And Orgy.
0:16.3	Really feels like you're pitching this to your D&D groove, Eden.
0:20.0	The heroes of your brave brave heroes of your,
0:23.6	destiny be done, these four freaks will become
0:27.6	the heroes of your.
0:31.6	You're! The sounds of slurping hens excited.
0:40.6	Oh, for fuck sake.
0:41.9	Oh no, their tongues are so sticky.
0:43.5	Find yourself in a hot, wet, sticky.
0:47.9	Jungle, jungle, honestly.
0:51.0	And there's lots of bollywugs, wet-looking frog people, sticky pads, big globulous eyes,
1:03.1	and they blink at you out of the darkness, blinded by the torch carried by Sunbelt Gongbong.
1:14.0	And one of the large Bollywugs steps to the front is like, and he says,
1:23.3	Um, hey nerds.
1:28.5	Hi. Uh, uh, uh nerds. Hi.
1:29.4	Uh, uh, you, uh, kind of weren't invited to, uh, this makeout party.
1:35.1	Yeah, you were invited to the makeup party.
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