Devious Dolls- Ep. 1: Robert
That's So Fcked Up
Ashley Love Richards
4.5 • 541 Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2023
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Today Ash is joined by audio editor Gaytrice Perdue and hybrid audio editor/research assistant Ryan Pregent, as they discuss probably the most haunted doll in existence, Robert the Doll! This child sized doll has been cursing people left and right since the early 1900's. Robert was initially owned by a little boy who had a lifelong "friendship" (obsession) with him, and after switching owners a couple of times, he now resides in the Fort East Martello Museum in Key West, FL. There are some rules to follow if you go visit Robert, and if you don't, you could be in for some grave consequences. Robert receives thousands of letters from people apologizing for being disrespectful or not following the rules, begging him to remove the curse.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | His parents would often hear them talking. |
| 0:06.1 | They said they saw its facial expressions change. |
| 0:09.9 | They heard it giggle, heard it run up the stairs, |
| 0:13.2 | and they saw it stare out the upstairs window. |
| 0:17.2 | But he would just make his way into places that he hadn't been left. |
| 0:21.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.6 | That's freaky. |
| 0:23.6 | That's so fucked up presents. |
| 0:25.6 | She's too stealthy for The soul for her own good. |
| 0:40.4 | She's too stealthy for her own good. |
| 0:42.5 | I think she thought that she was like knocking and ringing the bell, but no. |
| 0:47.7 | I don't think she was. |
| 0:50.0 | That could be a song. |
| 0:51.5 | She's too stealthy for her good. |
| 0:54.0 | Too stealthy for her. |
| 0:55.2 | Oops, did I go there? |
| 0:56.6 | I did it again. |
| 0:57.9 | Okay. |
| 0:59.2 | Done. |
| 1:01.6 | There we go. |
| 1:03.6 | Welcome to That So Fooked Up Presents, Devious Dolls. |
| 1:07.6 | That So Fooked Up presents is a spin-off series of That's So Fooked Up, a podcast about |
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