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Joel Osteen Podcast

Developing Better Habits | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.6976 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Your habits set the tone for your destiny.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:07.1

We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor-filled.

0:12.8

God bless you today and enjoy the message. We know God has great things in store for you.

0:18.7

If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by. We'd love to

0:22.0

have you at one of our services. I promise you it will make you feel right at home, but thanks so

0:26.4

much for tuning in today. I'd like to get started with something funny, and I heard about these two guys.

0:31.9

They argued for years over whether Jesus was white or whether he was black. Archie was sure he was white, and Jack was just or whether he was black.

0:41.0

Archie was sure he was white and Jack was just as sure he was black.

0:44.2

As fate would have it, they both died on the same day.

0:46.1

They rushed to the pearly gates.

0:48.0

Said St. Peter, please tell us.

0:50.0

Is Jesus white or black?

0:52.0

We've been arguing our whole life over this.

0:54.3

About that time Jesus walked up and said,

0:55.5

Buenos dees.

0:58.3

All right.

1:00.1

Hold up your Bible.

1:01.3

Say it like you mean it.

1:03.1

This is my Bible.

1:05.3

I am what it says I am.

1:07.5

I have what it says I have.

1:09.9

I can do what it says I can do.

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