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🗓️ 10 December 2020
⏱️ 28 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel in Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
0:06.0 | If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
0:10.0 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
0:14.0 | We're God bless you. Always a joy to come into your home. We love you. We know that God has good things in store for you. |
0:33.0 | If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
0:37.0 | I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. I say it often but these are the finest people and all of Houston right here. |
0:42.0 | We'd love to have you be a part. Come out and join us sometime. |
0:46.0 | Thanks for tuning in today. I like to get started with something funny each week. |
0:50.0 | Of course most of these jokes are not doctrinally correct. Especially today, it's just a joke. Just to make you laugh. |
0:56.0 | A woman died and found herself standing at the pearly gates. Peter said, you can't go in unless you correctly spell a word. |
1:04.0 | What word she asked? Any word Peter replied. She spelled the word love, L-O-V-E, and Peter welcomed her to heaven. |
1:11.0 | He then asked her to take his position. Instructed her to follow the same procedure should anyone arrive. |
1:17.0 | A few minutes later the woman sees her ex-husband coming up. What are you doing here? |
1:22.0 | He said, I just had a heart attack. Did I really make it to heaven? Not yet she said, you've got to correctly spell a word. |
1:28.0 | What word he asked? After a long pause she replied, check us Lavakia. |
1:34.0 | Hold up your Bible, say it like you mean it. Are you ready? This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. |
1:42.0 | I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. |
1:49.0 | I boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus name. God bless you. |
1:59.0 | I want to talk to you today about developing a tender conscience. The conscience is just like an alarm. |
2:06.0 | When you are about to do something that is not beneficial or something that is going to get you into trouble, |
2:12.0 | all of a sudden you are going to feel uncomfortable right down in here. There is going to be an unrest and uneasiness. |
2:19.0 | That is God trying to warn you. Don't ignore that. Don't override that uneasiness. |
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