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🗓️ 27 May 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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0:00.0 | I think it's very amusing that's very amusing that Scott Adams, the Dilbert Scott Adams, got the same ass that Joe Biden does. |
0:25.7 | Like, their asses are experiencing quantum entanglement. And because of the audience that Scott Adams |
0:31.6 | has spent what, like a decade cultivating after he was like, all right, I'm not going to try to |
0:36.2 | invent a new food group called |
0:37.9 | the Dilburrito, which he actually did. It's a thing that he did. Yeah. It's kind of a spiritual |
0:42.0 | companion to Garfield eats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the, an entire Sunday funnies based diet. |
0:49.3 | Yeah. I'm having a dill burrito with a side of the Garfield pizza. Yeah, enjoying a Garficino. |
0:55.4 | The only time in my life that both me and Kathy have said, |
0:58.5 | Ack about the same food and incorrect. |
1:01.5 | So Scott Adams, because of, he was like, all right, well, the dil burrito is not going to work. |
1:05.8 | Instead, I'm going to be like a kind of, I don't know, fascist hypnotist. He's because of the audience that has cultivated. |
1:12.4 | Now, in his response to having Biden asked, he needs to like talk to his followers to be like, |
1:18.1 | stop telling me to take ivermectin, stop telling me to drink juice, stop telling me to take |
1:23.0 | vitamins, stop telling me to do a line of soil. None of this is going to work. Yeah, he definitely feels like if John McAfee had a gorophobia. |
1:32.3 | Like, because at least John McAfee would have fucked a whale just to see if it cured cancer. |
1:37.3 | You cannot imagine Scott Adams doing that. |
1:39.3 | Maybe, maybe him and Biden should get their asses stitched together like a kind of like backwards human centipede, you know? |
1:45.7 | Well, that was the idea that I had was that actually that it's the same cancer and that this split bifurcated personalities from the same being that you can become either Scott Adams or Joe Biden. |
1:54.5 | Yeah. |
1:54.8 | Scott Adams is like Joe Biden's venom. |
1:58.7 | Well, yeah, exactly. |
1:59.7 | When you put the suit on, you become Dilbert. |
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