meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
TRASHFUTURE

Deus Schmaltz feat. Eleanor Janega

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Eleanor Janega stops by to talk about her new project on the history of The Crusades with American Prestige, and how these largely failed military campaigns against basically everyone East of the Italian peninsula transformed into the iconography of Islamophobia at home. But first, we look at more flailing from the Labour Government, a plan to sentence criminals to bins, and reflect on Scott Adams’ ass. Get more TF episodes each week by subscribing to our Patreon here! *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s tour dates here:https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/liveshows *TF LIVE ALERT* We’ll be performing at the Big Fat Festival hosted by Big Belly Comedy on Saturday, 21st June! You can get tickets for that here! You can also get tickets for our show at the Edinburgh Fringe festival here! Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

I think it's very amusing that's very amusing that Scott Adams, the Dilbert Scott Adams, got the same ass that Joe Biden does.

0:25.7

Like, their asses are experiencing quantum entanglement. And because of the audience that Scott Adams

0:31.6

has spent what, like a decade cultivating after he was like, all right, I'm not going to try to

0:36.2

invent a new food group called

0:37.9

the Dilburrito, which he actually did. It's a thing that he did. Yeah. It's kind of a spiritual

0:42.0

companion to Garfield eats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the, an entire Sunday funnies based diet.

0:49.3

Yeah. I'm having a dill burrito with a side of the Garfield pizza. Yeah, enjoying a Garficino.

0:55.4

The only time in my life that both me and Kathy have said,

0:58.5

Ack about the same food and incorrect.

1:01.5

So Scott Adams, because of, he was like, all right, well, the dil burrito is not going to work.

1:05.8

Instead, I'm going to be like a kind of, I don't know, fascist hypnotist. He's because of the audience that has cultivated.

1:12.4

Now, in his response to having Biden asked, he needs to like talk to his followers to be like,

1:18.1

stop telling me to take ivermectin, stop telling me to drink juice, stop telling me to take

1:23.0

vitamins, stop telling me to do a line of soil. None of this is going to work. Yeah, he definitely feels like if John McAfee had a gorophobia.

1:32.3

Like, because at least John McAfee would have fucked a whale just to see if it cured cancer.

1:37.3

You cannot imagine Scott Adams doing that.

1:39.3

Maybe, maybe him and Biden should get their asses stitched together like a kind of like backwards human centipede, you know?

1:45.7

Well, that was the idea that I had was that actually that it's the same cancer and that this split bifurcated personalities from the same being that you can become either Scott Adams or Joe Biden.

1:54.5

Yeah.

1:54.8

Scott Adams is like Joe Biden's venom.

1:58.7

Well, yeah, exactly.

1:59.7

When you put the suit on, you become Dilbert.

...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 8 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TRASHFUTURE, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of TRASHFUTURE and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.