Deuce Deuce

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

An Arkansas server receives a $4,000 tip and a pink slip! A pastor returns to porn, NYC's new mayor put his foot in his mouth, and in WORST & FIRST working dogs!! The upshots of a canine partner that knows four different languages. NOW HIRING: The team discusses which sectors are seeing the most growth and most resignations. @Rod4Short weighs in on controversial statements from rapper Jim Jones and the head of the Catholic Church to help you break the ice. From the land of the pine trees, a parking lot SCAM OF THE WEEK! Plus, when should you stop wishing your colleagues a 'Happy New Year' in the deuce deuce? The team provides a definitive answer, sort of.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show.
0:06.1	It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself,
0:13.0	TGID. Thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully
0:19.5	obsess you in the same way that they
0:21.1	obsessed me the election economics earnings calls what are they talking about on these earnings calls
0:29.7	we're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches and i know that I listed that fourth,
0:39.1	but in importance, it's probably second.
0:43.0	I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go,
0:46.5	but how many of them come out on Thursday?
0:50.3	I mean, talk about innovative.
0:53.9	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.
1:00.7	You're listening to Comedy Central.
1:06.1	New year.
1:07.7	New job, man.
1:10.5	20 deuce deuce.
1:12.4	Is that what we're calling at home?
1:14.0	The deuce duke.
1:14.6	That's what I'm calling.
1:15.4	The deuce deuce, I guess.
1:17.2	I don't know.
1:18.9	Makes the old double double.
1:19.9	You know that, right?
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