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I was.

I was talking with Jim today and I'm sitting here in all this fucking snow.

And Detroit's a nice place. I don't dislike Detroit at all, but I hate the fucking weather. Like, it's wild to me that somebody would like know the weather that's here and go like, you know what I'm going to do today? I'm going to move to Detroit knowing that for six months, it's like you live in fucking Siberia. Like I woke up this morning, just pissing snow. And I'm like, my God, it's just snow on top of snow, on top of snow. And I guess if you're like born into something like this, then I guess it's just fine because it's just what you do. Like, look, I wasn't born into like the Louisiana heat. But I live so long there that I feel like I kind of got used to it.

It was kind of part of me because I went from Louisiana to Houston, basically the same fucking weather.

Swampy, just sticky, nasty, 100 degrees in September weather, right?

So like, I'm used to that.

So I've lived that life. But I felt like I was

kind of used to it and I was accustomed to it. So to me, like, yeah, I hated the heat, but because I

lived it so long and I'm like, okay, cool, you know, I can't imagine living my life in Detroit

and just like, I know that for six months out of the year, I'm in fucking Russia. Like, I got to, is it worse than the Philly cold? Exponentially worse than the Philly cold. Philly was rather moderate. Like, I'd go to games in December in Philadelphia and anticipate being super cold. I never really was. Like, I never got into a situation where I felt like, oh shit, I'm

super cold today. Like I'm not saying the weather was always great. Like the most snow I've

ever seen in my life was a snowstorm that happened in Philadelphia. So I'm not telling

that the weather was perfect in Philadelphia by any means. What I am telling you is that

this weather here is like, it's it it is like hell if hell like if

hell is snow then that's what we're dealing with here right like that's kind of what you you get

into now here like it is dreadful like I was reading a story about seasonal depression and like,

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