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Pardon the interruption, but I'm Michael Wobon, Tony.

Someone in the online auction.

Just paid $112,000

for Kurt Signetti's headset.

I'm Tony Kornheiser. I don't know how I did that.

I was trying to order takeout. I don't know what happened.

You know, I thought you had, you know, somebody order your takeout.

I didn't think you did that on your own.

No. I order my own takeout and I go get my own takeout. I'm not doing that. I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't want to make sure it's the food I ordered. Bring my takeout. Bring it to me. Bring my door bill. Maybe you get a big tip. I'll do that. Welcome to PTI, boys and girls. In today's episode, Arizona loses. Michaela Schifford does not meddle. And Jeff Saturday joins us for five good minutes. But we begin today with last night's NBA game between Detroit and Charlotte. Detroit won and stopped the Hornets win streak at 9, but that's not the headline.

The headline is a brawl that resulted in four people being thrown out, two from each team.

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