No, we're not getting Micah Parsons, so we're not doing that. It's not happening. But, no, no. There's no ifs. There's no, it's not happening, especially after Brad Holmes talk today. We're not doing that today. But. No. Now, I want to read this story to you. Just a moment of serious and a fun day that we've had. Because this is a stunner.

I don't know if I'm more stunned by what's in the report or the fact that there was actual investigative

journalism being done in 2025. Cults, this is from the Washington Post, all right? And just bear with me.

I'll try to read as little of this as possible.

Colts owner Jim Ursay privately grappled with a relapse in his last two years before his death. This is according to the Washington Post.

Spent the last two years of his life in the throes of a relapse,

alleging the NFL exec was prescribed ketamine from a private doctor.

See, it starts to take on like a Michael Jackson feel.

The doctor signed Urse's debt certificate stating the cause was cardiac arrest,

per the report, which stated no toxicology testing was administered nor an autopsy.

So what happens in this piece, they're starting to build a case that there's a cover-up.

Those close to Ursae relayed concerns over the treatment he was receiving from California-based

addiction specialist.

I'm going to butcher this guy's name.

I apologize.

Harry Hauritunian, who was residing at the Beverly Hills Hotel where Ursae passed away this spring.

The report states he was prescribed over 200 opioid pills before Ursa overdosed on two separate occasions in December of 23.

She once at his Indianapolis home and another at a rental home in Miami.

Before the incident in Florida, Ursa, who became Colts owner in 1997, allegedly fired a nurse because she attempted to conceal his pills.

She was worried he was ingesting them at a rapid rate.

In the weeks following those ordeals, cops suspected in January of 24,

Ursa had suffered an overdose.

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