4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2021
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever thought, ugh, this water is too wet? |
| 0:04.0 | This beach is too sandy. |
| 0:05.9 | Welcome to Beach Toos sandy, water to wet. |
| 0:08.2 | The podcast where we do dramatic readings of the most wild and off the wall reviews on |
| 0:12.1 | the internet. |
| 0:13.1 | I'm Christine. |
| 0:14.1 | And I'm sandy. |
| 0:15.1 | And we are so happy to announce that Beach Toos sandy water to wet is coming to Forever |
| 0:19.3 | Dog in the New Year. |
| 0:20.9 | Every week we find the internet's craziest reviews about everything from Vegas weddings, |
| 0:24.5 | matchmaking services, and trader joes to caves, toddler beds, and spirit Halloween. |
| 0:29.4 | You won't believe the things that people think absolutely must be set on the internet. |
| 0:33.7 | But how else would everyone know that some caves don't have Wi-Fi? |
| 0:37.1 | We hear about the good, the bad, and the time spirit Halloween sent someone a dildo instead |
| 0:41.3 | of a Halloween costume. |
| 0:42.7 | Believe it or not, we got to the bottom of it. |
| 0:44.8 | Good times. |
| 0:45.8 | So join us every Wednesday wherever you listen to your podcasts. |
| 1:09.3 | Hello. |
| 1:10.3 | I'm Allison Maskin, I'm a writer, director, and weekly blogger on my Patreon. |
| 1:16.2 | Hi, I'm Gabby Dunn, I'm a writer, bi-con, bisexual, icon, wink, and scribbler. |
| 1:21.1 | I scribble all over everything. |
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